Mr Monkey’s Blog to close

"is this the end of Mr Monkey?"

"is this the end of Mr Monkey?"

Mr Monkey has been thinking about closing his blog ever since his true identity was nearly discovered by accident and after careful consideration he feels the time is now right to go out on a high.

Mr Monkey has achieved what he wanted – to expose the establishment for what they really are and to highlight the the corruption, deceit, fraud, lies and sleazy antics of many of the borough’s politicians.

He also wanted to prove that he could establish Mr Monkey’s Blog as the borough’s number one blog and to make it the most talked about on the local blogging scene.

Mr Monkey proved that his unique style of blogging could make a powerful impact and is proud to have put an end to the political aspirations of the King of Sleaze, Tory Boy councillor David Potts and councillor ‘Big’ Ed Malcolm the blithering idiot that’s been shagging Olive Punchion, aka Aunt Sally for donkey years behind her husband’s back.

At least the poor sod is now dead so he’s not having to put up with dipping his wick in Ed’s love juices – the thought of the poison dwarf’s sloppy seconds doesn’t bear thinking about!

But the icing on the cake has been Mr Monkey’s investigation into the culture of ballot rigging in South Tyneside’s Labour party and his revelations that council leader Iain Malcolm destroyed postal votes to fix an election in his favour.

Whatever the outcome of the inevitable police investigation councillor Malcolm will never recover from this and will always be associated with election fraud – a true result for the people of South Tyneside.

Mr Monkey has achieved all his objectives in record time and has decided it’s time he devoted his energies elsewhere and would like to take this opportunity to thank all his readers for their unwavering support and loyalty over the past 8 months, and for making Mr Monkey South Tyneside’s Premier Blog.

Mr Monkey will be making a further announcement shortly.


17 Responses to “Mr Monkey’s Blog to close”

  1. 1 charlie
    01/04/2009 at 13:00

    please DO NOT… or am i an apil fool?

  2. 2 Francis U
    01/04/2009 at 13:17

    Though normally, I could not possibly comment, on this occasion, may I thank you for your sterling work in the task of ridding South Tyneside of decades of deadweight Labour misrule. You have obviously awakened a lot of people, and we shall complete the task which you set for yourself.

    It ought not to be too long before Iain and his motley crew feel the law on their shoulders, and no one forget – the May 2010 election is not far away. YOUR VOTE AGAINST LABOUR IS ESSENTIAL!!!!

    The case is now rested, and is wholly in the hands of the voters of South Tyneside. Don’t let Malcolm get away with it any longer.

    And yes – the daft Rigg doesn’t have a look in!

  3. 3 Mrs Lucis
    01/04/2009 at 13:53

    Mr Monkey the blog has been brilliant and I wish you well in the future, it will be a big miss everyday.

    Hope your election evidence gets to the right Authorities and justice is seen to be done openly

  4. 4 The Scunner Campbell
    01/04/2009 at 18:41

    This is the first of April…..so…I’m hoping it’s a joke… 😦

  5. 5 Banana Legs
    01/04/2009 at 18:50

    Now don’t you go makin a monkey out of me!! What the hell am I going to do of an evening if you bugger off?? I and many others are hooked on this site

  6. 6 JD
    01/04/2009 at 19:38

    Your kidding .. right?

  7. 7 stevie c
    01/04/2009 at 20:02

    You better be joking, your the talk @ Whiteleas club on saturday’s, @ Brighams club on sunday nights. my sister, a shields lass,who lives in Lincolnshire reads your articles with relish, and even my aunt all the way from down under knows of your crusade. I personally think you have been the breath of fresh air that this electorate need. I would love to think that you will stay on longer till the boy’s in blue at least get the handcuffs out for the “chuckle bros” and the rest of the scum!

  8. 8 Sharon p
    01/04/2009 at 22:01

    Hope it is a joke. But if its true I Wish you all the best for the future.

  9. 01/04/2009 at 22:17

    Dear Chimpo,
    Please, please, please before your go, have one last shot at our loyal, honest labour councillors and those member of the LE department at the Town Hall (joke!). Could you highlight the farce of the current SEN review? Both the LE and labour councillors claim that that the reason why Bamburgh and Margaret Sutton Schools are closing is because parents are choosing mainstream education and not SEN and there is evidence to prove it. This is utter rubbish! The real reason is that the JAR review and the government have told ST that they have too many SEN places. Although both parties profess that there is a consultation period, this is already a fait accompli. It has already been agreed that Margaret Sutton will be demolished to make way for the Chuter Ede Alternate Ed School. So much for public consultation! Not one labour councillor has shown any interest in these changes even though one of the school is in the Horsley Hill area. Please help us. The future (and wellbeing) of our most needy and vunerable members of our society in ST need your support!

  10. 10 charlie
    01/04/2009 at 23:34

    there i still so much more to unravel… i was in a shields restaurant tonight, where a group of women were talking about labour and the town hall …. ‘waggot and his wife and hepburn are the worst’.. were the very words i heard… i wonder what they meant?


  11. 11 Tory Voter
    02/04/2009 at 11:26

    Mr M I think I understand why you’re calling it a day but please think again.

  12. 12 le vieil aigle
    02/04/2009 at 12:51

    Yes, Mr Primate, you are quite right. Henceforth, rather than discussing Councillor Iain Malcolm, we shall refer to THE FRAUDSTER! Might even be the CONVICTED FRAUDSTER.

    The great worth of your work will become apparent at the local council elections of May 2010.

    I shall then be delighted to spread my wings, to swoop down to observe the count at Temple Park.

    Will it be a vote of confidence in him?


  13. 13 seadog
    03/04/2009 at 23:46

    I only discovered your blog a couple of months ago, but you can’t give up now after such sterling work.
    Please think again, if you give up, there is no substitute for your blog, anywhere!
    We need your observations to try and make the people of South Shields aware of the (irregular) activities of our labour council.
    Most people in this area will always vote Labour – my late father (who worked in the town hall)said that you could stick a red rose up a donkeys arse and it would be voted in* – these people need to see how corrupt these councillors are, and how complacent they have become because of this voting security (and how far they will go to maintain it) these parasites should be removed from positions of power and you, Mr Monkey need to stay to ensure this………………………………..

    *Miliband and a donkey – comparison?

  14. 14 vamfrinia
    04/04/2009 at 06:43

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  15. 15 le vieil aigle
    04/04/2009 at 14:54

    It’s refreshing to read your comment. Sadly, though we all hope that the Primate isn’t really going to retire from the public, it just may be that you are too late in finding his blog.

    However, the important thing now is that you exercise your right to vote in the Local Elections of 2010, and so help to capitalise upon the great work of Mr. Monkey.

    It is imperative that this Council is rescued from the dead hand of Labour!
    It has now been in power for too many decades.

  16. 16 immereenug
    10/04/2009 at 22:02

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  17. 17 Anon
    16/04/2009 at 14:37

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