Mr Monkey has been thinking about closing his blog ever since his true identity was nearly discovered by accident and after careful consideration he feels the time is now right to go out on a high.
Mr Monkey has achieved what he wanted – to expose the establishment for what they really are and to highlight the the corruption, deceit, fraud, lies and sleazy antics of many of the borough’s politicians.
He also wanted to prove that he could establish Mr Monkey’s Blog as the borough’s number one blog and to make it the most talked about on the local blogging scene.
Mr Monkey proved that his unique style of blogging could make a powerful impact and is proud to have put an end to the political aspirations of the King of Sleaze, Tory Boy councillor David Potts and councillor ‘Big’ Ed Malcolm the blithering idiot that’s been shagging Olive Punchion, aka Aunt Sally for donkey years behind her husband’s back.
At least the poor sod is now dead so he’s not having to put up with dipping his wick in Ed’s love juices – the thought of the poison dwarf’s sloppy seconds doesn’t bear thinking about!
But the icing on the cake has been Mr Monkey’s investigation into the culture of ballot rigging in South Tyneside’s Labour party and his revelations that council leader Iain Malcolm destroyed postal votes to fix an election in his favour.
Whatever the outcome of the inevitable police investigation councillor Malcolm will never recover from this and will always be associated with election fraud – a true result for the people of South Tyneside.
Mr Monkey has achieved all his objectives in record time and has decided it’s time he devoted his energies elsewhere and would like to take this opportunity to thank all his readers for their unwavering support and loyalty over the past 8 months, and for making Mr Monkey South Tyneside’s Premier Blog.
Mr Monkey will be making a further announcement shortly.