06
Apr
09

Thanks .. I needed that!

'Mr Monkey's popularity has turned a certain local blogger green with envy'

'Mr Monkey's popularity has turned Mr Hobbit, aka Gollum or is it Smeagol Rigg green with envy'

Mr Monkey spent most of his weekend trawling through the archives of his blog and has realised how much time and effort he’s spent establishing it as South Tyneside’s Premier blog.

Unlike certain local bloggers, Mr Monkey has no need to promote himself at every available turn by linking to other blogs, using multiple sites linked to each other, posting comments on the ‘big boys’ sites (Iain Dale and Guido Fawkes) with links and pingbacks to his own site nor does he spend hours on Face Book, Twitter, message boards and chat rooms telling anyone who’ll listen to visit his site .

Mr Monkey relies on content and word of mouth which explains why Mr Monkey’s Blog is the most talked about blog in South Tyneside even after a week of posting nothing.

This chimp has spent the last week wondering how many of you were taken in by his April Fool prank – and yes for a moment, Mr Monkey did consider calling it a day because he genuinely believed that he’d achieved all he set out to do.

However, reading some of the comments left by bloggers and seeing the interest in his investigation into election fraud, perpetrated by council leader Iain Malcolm, CLICK HERE, plus yesterday’s post by a local blogger ‘advising’ bloggers not to visit Mr Monkey’s Blog and ‘warning’ people not to refer others to it – all this from a so called libertarian and lover of free speech – has put  paid to any thoughts of retirement Mr Monkey had.

Congratulations Mr Hobbit, you gave me the kick up the arse I needed!

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18 Responses to “Thanks .. I needed that!”


  1. 1 Mr Mc Atom
    06/04/2009 at 09:19

    Thank fuck for that Mr Monkey what a fuckin quiet week that was!!!!!!!

  2. 2 le vieil aigle
    06/04/2009 at 11:38

    AND JUST WHO DOES THE REPELLANT MR RIGG, WITH HIS REGURGITATED CHUNKS OF DAILY TELEGRAPH THINK HE IS?
    HE’S SIMPLY A FAILED COUNCILLOR PRETENDING TO BE A JOURNALIST, AT WHICH HE HAS ALSO FAILED, SO THAT HE CURRYS FAVOUR WITH MISS PIGGY, IN ORDER TO HAVE WHAT IS LEFT OF HIS BROKEN EGO MASSAGED!

    BUT, MR PRIMATE – DON’T DO THAT AGAIN!!!!!

    NOW, BACK TO BUSINESS. WHAT IS GOING TO BE MISS PIGGY’S COUP DE GRACE? NEWCASTLE AIRPORT, BALLOT BOXES, BALLOT RIGGING, BULLYING, SLEAZE, S.E.N. SCHOOLS; COULD GO ON AND ON.

    AND EVERYBODY – IGNORE THE RIGG TWIT – CONTINUE TO SPREAD THE WORD. THE BOROUGH NEEDS TO KNOW WHAT IS BEING DONE BEHIND ITS BACK.

    SERIOUSLY MR PRIMATE, YOUR BLOG DOES BENEFIT FROM LESS ANGLO SAXON!!

  3. 3 Lazarus
    06/04/2009 at 12:58

    Poor old Potts – he thought he’d got away with it.

    Welcome back to the jungle Mr Monkey, local politics wouldn’t be the same without you.

  4. 4 Tory Voter
    06/04/2009 at 13:09

    Delighted you’ve had a rethink, welcome back Mr M.

  5. 5 Sharon p
    06/04/2009 at 15:52

    Welcome back Mr Monkey.

  6. 6 geoff ford
    06/04/2009 at 16:19

    darn… i thought i was off the hook 🙂

  7. 7 Sharon p
    06/04/2009 at 18:02

    Mr Monkey something must be working, since you showed every one for what Cllr Malcolm is. He has not been in the gazette.
    Keep up the good work.

  8. 8 HERR SMICHDT
    06/04/2009 at 18:03

    Mr Monk i would not worry about Rigg, the fucka is a nobody, a piece of fence sitting shit,
    stuck up Malcolms arse

  9. 9 Red Rum
    06/04/2009 at 22:01

    Whats been happening? I have been stuck in me Wheelie Bin for a fortnight.Naaayyy.

  10. 10 Ernie
    07/04/2009 at 06:56

    It’s great to have you back, you had me going there for a minute.

  11. 11 Et Tu Brute
    07/04/2009 at 08:00

    Now that you’re back in business Mr Monkey, perhaps you could have a look at what Mr David Potts has been up to lately. Word has it that his “colleague” Jeff Milburn will have him deselected for the 2010 elections, replacing him with his wife Fiona. The little lady has been trawling wards over the years doing a very good impression of Linda Waggot i.e. trying to find an electorate who will be stupid enough to vote for her on mass. Only the Cleadon and East Boldon Ward can deliver sufficient Tory votes, so it’s goodbye Pottsy, and hello Mrs Milburn.

    If truth be told, this wouldn’t necessarily be such a bad thing. Who can forget Potts and his infamous trip north of the border to take on Darling’s eyebrows! Potts threatened to have reports of his demise revised, retracted, amended etc etc – in the end nothing happened.

    Why? Because David Potts is a liar, a cheat and a fraud. He also has no respect for his electorate. Hopefully Fiona Milburn will take her responsibilities more seriously.

    http://www.shandon.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/Shandon/News/news-702.html

  12. 12 TNT
    07/04/2009 at 08:51

    Have you any more explosive revealations in the pipeline?

  13. 13 The Scunner Campbell
    07/04/2009 at 09:53

    Welcome back Mr M! Nuff said, I think! 🙂

  14. 14 Mr Monkey
    07/04/2009 at 10:28

    Thanks everyone I didn’t realise so many of your cared!
    Wouldn’t you just love to have been a fly on Miss Piggy – aka election fraudster -councillor Iain Malcolm’s wall when he found out that Mr Monkey hadn’t really gone away? Sorry Iain but what went before was just a taste of things to come.

  15. 15 le vieil aigle
    07/04/2009 at 11:35

    Barack Obama AND Mr Monkey – life is really too good. Here’s to an exciting election run up to May 2010!!!!!
    After that – the biggy – 2011.

    I’m just off to have a swoop around the Town Hall – sort of eagle’s eye view.

    Oh, look, there’s McAtominey having a severe sweat. And there’s the Mad Monk wondering where the banana will point next.
    And there’s Lil – sadly her Vodka bottle is empty.

    You’ll never believe it either – there’s big daft George – he of the enormous teeth – harnessed to a green wheelie bin.

    And Potsie, being sick – without having had any alcohol.

    Aren’t they a funny lot? All so set in the past – which is now about to end for them.

    Keep safe – keep secure.

  16. 16 Which Party
    07/04/2009 at 14:46

    Glad you are back!

  17. 17 TEZZA
    08/04/2009 at 22:52

    I thought for one minute that the money grabbing labour bastards that rule this town and the arse licking vote alikes of the town hall were getting close. So much so I was about to announce to all of south tyneside, In the words spoken by the great actor Tony curtis in the great roman epic film –
    THAT I’M MR MONKEY- NO I’M MR MONKEY.
    KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK AND HELP TEACH THOSE WHO DONT KNOW THE TRUTH ABOUT THE SO CALLED LEADERS OF SOUTH SHIELDS, WHO FOR YEARS HAVE VOTED THEMSELVES IN TO POWER BY RIGGING BALLOTS.

  18. 18 seadog
    11/04/2009 at 09:27

    Great to see you are continuing.

    Carry on with the good work!


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