Iain Malcolm – a man of principle

The borough’s other blogger seems to have ejaculated all over his computer screen at the prospect of South Tyneside’s council leader Iain Malcolm jumping into bed with the Conservatives at their spring conference in Cheltenham.

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news but those close to this devious twat will know what an opportunistic bastard he is and that he’ll stop at nothing to keep his corrupt hands on the reigns of power, even snuggling up to a Tory or two.

Apparently he was in Cheltenham on behalf of Sovereign Strategy the political lobbying company that he runs and is a shareholder in and despite the shouts of ecstasy from certain quarters, Mr Monkey can’t help wondering whether this “consummate politician” has seen the writing on the wall and has joined the increasing number of Labour politicians who have thrown the towel in – it’s only a matter of time before they return to the political wilderness and warm there arses on the opposition benches.

This chimp reckons his arse fondling licking at the Tory conference had nothing to do with South Tyneside and everything to do with making sure he’s on the right side when it comes to lobbying those with clout .. and Gordon hasn’t got much of that left.


8 Responses to “Iain Malcolm – a man of principle”

  1. 1 Sky Pilot
    28/04/2009 at 19:42

    In spite of the clunking great fist, forecast by Bliar (sic).

  2. 2 Reuters News Agency
    28/04/2009 at 22:36

    Sorry Mr Monkey, but I missed the “comment moderation off” period due to a wifi induced holiday. I have interesting council related news which will interest you. Any chance of a moderated period, say 9 am till 12 pm on the 29th i.e. tomorrow, Wednesday? Its only 3 hours.

    Trust me, its good!

  3. 3 It's A Shawthing
    28/04/2009 at 23:27

    Hey man have you ran out of ideas and fresh news? Have you got to repeat everything that i’ve just read at that local blogger’s site. I was hoping for some good scandal have you been asleep in your tree this week?

  4. 4 Foot in Mouth
    29/04/2009 at 07:47

    Is it to much to hope that Little Miss Piggy Malcolm will be South Tyneside’s first “swine flu” victim?

  5. 5 charlie
    29/04/2009 at 10:02

    Lovely article in the gazette saying how nice he is… ha ha Symanski at his best!

  6. 6 Sky Pilot
    29/04/2009 at 12:01

    Hi Charlie
    Doesn’t it make one think that even Miss Piggy couldn’t be so daft as to have someone send in a letter for him, like that, for doing his job? Not exactly subtle.

    But, he has. Wonder how many sausage rolls it cost!

    Who’s a worried little piggy then? The next year is going to be one long unravelling for the Malcolm Chuckle Brothers and their gang of nondescripts.

    Roll on May 2010 and 2011.

  7. 7 Charlie
    29/04/2009 at 21:50

    Agreed sp… I’ll be watching and helping where I can…

  8. 8 Sky Pilot
    01/05/2009 at 04:29

    Ta Charlie. Good on you. Let’s make 2011 a year for sending piggies to the slaughter.

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