01
May
09

on the move

'monkeys on the move'

'monkeys on the move'

Regular bloggers will have noticed that posting has been a bit on the light side recently. This is because Mr Monkey has been forced into doing a bit of hard graft.

For the past 6 weeks this chimp has been spending any spare time he’s had doing diy jobs at the monkey’s new abode.

If that wasn’t enough, he’s been conned into packing boxes and crates ready for the removal van. 

This weekend will see major upheaval in the monkey household as they move into there new property and Mr Monkey is overjoyed at the prospect of unpacking all the shite that has been gathered over the years. 

This chimp would like to apologise for the disruption to his blog and promises to resume normal service asap.

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10 Responses to “on the move”


  1. 1 Charlie
    01/05/2009 at 19:00

    Goof luck with the move mate.. I hear a mr Malcolm may be on the move soon too ; )

  2. 2 Sky Pilot
    01/05/2009 at 19:41

    Yes Charlie – 2011 at the latest – over the borders to Malcolm Towers, rejected with scorne by the electorate of South Tyneside.

  3. 3 Ms Luciss
    01/05/2009 at 22:30

    Mr Malcolm will be on the move wen Paul comes back???????????????

  4. 4 Sky Pilot
    01/05/2009 at 23:47

    Ms Luciss

    When Paul comes back! In your highly paid dreams baby.

  5. 5 The Scunner Campbell
    02/05/2009 at 08:15

    If we all do our bit, (referring to vote-rigging) Cllr Malcolm could well be on the move….to HMP Durham. I’m sure he’d like to go canvassing the (back) doors of it’s inhabitants. After a year or two there the sun really WILL be able to shine out of his arse….

  6. 6 Philip Carey
    02/05/2009 at 22:52

    Hope the move went well Mr Monkey.

    What are your plans for the new ward where you reside?

  7. 7 Mr Monkey
    03/05/2009 at 08:22

    Only got the curtains, blinds, 2 light fittings, several shrubs and the fish tank to move. Then there’s the small matter of unpacking and finding a home for everything.
    As for my plans, once we’ve settled in I intend to renew my acquaintance with the King of Sleaze, Tory Boy David Potts and I can’t think of a better place than the local Caf, that’s if bothers to turn up.

  8. 8 Jonny
    03/05/2009 at 11:55

    Hold on a minute Mr M!!

    Iain Malcolm? aka Miss Piggy – maybe he will catch swine flu, with a bit of luck??

  9. 9 Lawe resident
    04/05/2009 at 12:53

    I was hoping you had moved to Whipsnade Zoo without wi-fi access, but your mate around the corner to me would probably carry on in your absence.

  10. 10 Lawe Resident
    05/05/2009 at 01:10

    Are you moving to Brussels already Mr Monkey?


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