exclusive: mr monkey’s identity uncovered


The real Mr Monkey

The real Mr Monkey

EXCLUSIVE: Local sleuth The Fat Mackem Hobbit is this morning celebrating a scoop which is likely to see him shortlisted for the world renowned Pulitzer Prize Twat of the Year award for investigative journalism.  

After months of undercover detective work the Hobbit finally penetrated Mr Monkey’s inner sanctum and has now publicly revealed Mr Monkey’s true identity – it’s the elusive Walter Mitty.

Congratulations you your scoop Mr Hobbit, if you keep this up you won’t be on the sick much longer and who knows you could find yourself working for that other well known investigative journalist, Papa John Szymanski.


1 Response to “exclusive: mr monkey’s identity uncovered”

  1. 1 Mr Malcim
    05/06/2009 at 18:19

    Mr Monkey I now seriously think that you are really Mr Brian T Scoot ??

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