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Mr Monkey Humours Councillor Potts – The King of Sleaze

Bloggers will remember The King of Sleaze’s lackey, the Fat Mackem Hobbit getting his cloak in a twist when Mr Monkey revealed that he knew his hero, South Tyneside’s top totty magnet Tory politician, councillor David Potts was lying when he claimed that his girlfriend was pregnant.

According to the Hobbit, the whole thing was an eleboarte hoax dreamt up by the King of Sleaze to see how quickly Mr Monkey would hear about it and whether or not he would corroborate the story. Sadly for this wannabee James Bond when Mr Monkey heard about Pudgy Face’s scam misfortune he knew immediately that it was another pathetic hoax – yes he’s tried the same thing several times before – but this time Mr Monkey thought he’d play along.

Anyone who knows this Tory slime ball will tell you he’s incapable of tying his shoe laces, never mind getting some unsuspecting lass pregnant. If that wasn’t enough to convince Mr Monkey, the ‘happy’ couple’s choice of name was a certain giveaway; apparently they intended saddling Tory Boy’s ‘fantasy bastard’ with the name Mercedes.

Mr Monkey first heard about councillor Potts fantasy from one of Tory Boy’s close associates; about a week before his toilet talk reached the members lounge. By this time the whole world knew about it and it just shows what typeof person people think councillor Potts is when so many of them readily believed that he was capable of shitting on his girlfriend.

If The King of Sleaze is stupid enough to start rumours about himself, Mr Monkey is more than happy to oblige his fantasies by telling the rest of the world about them – if things get too hot to handle, he’s only got himself to blame.


SOCK AND AWE – Your Chance To Hit George Bush In The Face

Council leader Iain Malcolm known for his love of being in the media spotlight seems to have missed an opportunity of a lifetime .. if only he’d thought of throwing his shoes at US President George W Bush.

Bloggers will remember seeing TV images of an extremely pissed off Iraqi hurling his shoes at Bush during a press conference in Baghdad and who can forget the dumb founded look on Dubya’s face as he ducked to avoid being struck by a pair of size 10’s?

Mr Monkey reckons millions of people across the globe would love to do the same and thanks to Alex Tew – he of the million dollar home page – we can.

Alex has put together a web game called SOCK AND AWE – the object of the game is to hit George W Bush with as many shoes as possible.

At the time of posting, 1.4 million visitors have hit Bush with 27962373 shoes … so what you waiting for?

Click on the image below and enjoy, but be warned it’s addictive!

'Pay Back'

'Pay Back'