Archive for the 'Monkey Puzzle' Category

14
Jul
09

especially for the chuckle brothers

After last week’s false alarm when the Chuckle Brothers, aka councillors Ed and Iain Malcolm thought they’d discovered Mr Monkey’s whereabouts CLICK HERE this chimp reckons they deserve a consolation prize.

So come on boys try your hand at this CLICK HERE – it’s the closest you’ll ever come to catching this ape.

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13
Dec
08

Hobbit’s Cracker Mystery Revealed

The Fat Mackem Hobbit over at the Shire Curly’s Corner Shop has taken a leaf out of Mr Monkey’s book and is running his own Monkey Puzzle.

Apparently he’s heard that a local political figure has pulled a Christmas Cracker but is waiting for more details. Just so you don’t have to wade through the crap on The Fat Mackem Hobbit’s blog, Mr Monkey thought he would save you the trouble and give readers the answer.

The lucky bastard was none other than councillor Ernest Gibson, aka Shrek – apparently this stunner is a union lass from Newcastle.

Seems Shrek may have someone other than ‘hurh, hurh’, Jimmy Sewell to share his Christmas pud with this year!

29
Oct
08

Curly Exposed ..

Damn it The Mackem Hobbit aka Curly has spoilt Mr Monkey’s latest Monkey Puzzle. CLICK HERE.

The Monkey Puzzle normally runs for a week before Mr Monkey reveals the answer. Unfortunately The Mackem Hobbit has admitted within a few hours that he is the local blogger with a police connection and is “sorry to be a spoiler”.

Don’t be silly you fat little hobbit, you’ve confirmed what many people suspected; you probably had an inside source for some of you’re ‘exclusives’.

Keep an eye out for Monkey Puzzle 7.

28
Oct
08

Monkey Puzzle 6

After a brief absence the Monkey Puzzle is back.

 

This week’s Monkey Puzzle is dedicated to all the bloggers that read Mr Monkey’s Blog and those of you who are obsessed with keeping everything swept under the carpet.

 

This week’s puzzle is..

 

‘Which local blogger had a brother in the police force?’

 

Perhaps this explains how this person has Papa John Szymanski over at the The Gazette Malcolm Fanzine pulling what little hair he has left out of his head when he’s scooped by this insignificant individual.

 

Let’s hope for both their sakes it’s just a coincidence otherwise they could both be in a spot of bother.

20
Oct
08

Monkey Puzzle 5 Revealed

The answer to Monkey Puzzle 5 is;

Councillor John Mcabe who apparently loves a bottle or two of Stella Artois.

According to Wikipedia Stella Artois “was given the nickname wife beater due to it’s percived connection with aggression”.

Mr Monkey reckons that’s why councillor Mcabe was chosen as Iain Malcolm’s enforcer the Labour party’s chief whip!

18
Oct
08

UPDATE: Monkey Puzzle 5

This week’s Monkey Puzzle should prove a brain tester!

Which Labour councillor shares something in common with a well known brand of beer and what is it?

The answer will be published on 20th October.

24
Sep
08

Monkey Puzzle 5

This week’s Monkey Puzzle should prove a brain tester!

Which Labour councillor shares something in common with a well known brand of beer and what is it?