Lick It Iain

It seems South Tyneside councillors are fond of licking arse, especially if it belongs to Gordon.

This week’s Labour Conference attracted no fewer than three of the borough’s biggest arse lickers in the shape of councillors Iain Malcolm, John McCabe and Ernest Gibson and Mr Monkey wonders why nearly 10% of the borough’s Labour councillors felt the need to be in Manchester.

Maybe it had something to do with the freebies on offer or perhaps it was some kind of morbid fascination to see if our own illustrious MP, David Miliband finally managed to stick the knife into Gordon’s back.

Then again, Iain Malcolm was probably hedging his bets by making sure he was present if his most hated advisory and the person who ousted him as the town’s Parliamentary candidate, managed to wrestle the leadership from Gordon – he couldn’t risk being left out in the cold once again!

Malcolm Goes Cottaging!

What is it about South Tyneside politicians and Scotland?

Mr Monkey appreciates many South Tynesiders are proud of their Scottish heritage but it seems that the lure of the heather, the glens and lochs, a wee dram, the pipes and the haggis and in Iain Malcolm’s case men in skirts kilts seems too strong to resist, especially for our politicians.

Mr Monkey wonders whether this fetish for men in kilts might explain councillor McCabe’s promotion under Iain Malcolm’s leadership. But if I were councillor McCabe I’d think twice about wearing my kilt when the Laird of the Chamber is about – at the very least I’d cross my legs so the he couldn’t take a sneaky peek up my kilt!

Following hot on the heels of The King of Sleaze, Tory Boy David Potts’s Scottish adventure, it seems that Labour councillor Iain Malcolm thinks he can become a laird. Mr Monkey reckons this explains why he’s bought a Scottish hideaway in Hawick (pronounced Hoick). This allows him to spend some of his weekends at his rural cottage and Mr Monkey reckons he knows what the dirty bastard will be doing!

Mr Monkey has got a few weekends to spare now that the shorter days are here and reckons it’s time he did some digging exploring north of the border – you never know who or what might turn up!

Monkey Clip Returns

This week’s Monkey Clip is dedicated to all those Councillors who’ll do anything to get a sniff of Iain Malcolm’s arse a paid position on the council, including making a right twat of themselves!

Click on the link below and enjoy

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=FYgHxbPX2tQ&feature=related

Monkey Clip

This week’s Monkey Clip is dedicated to Iain Malcolm’s thug enforcer and right hand bully man Councillor John McCabe, apparently he has a passion for dressing up! Click here and enjoy.