It’s been nearly a year since Mr Monkey burst on to the local political scene with the redesigned version of Mr Monkey’s Blog
.. and what a year it’s been.
This chimp had no idea of the effect his blog would have on politicians of all parties and senior council officers or the impact it would have on local politcs.
Mr Monkey quickly built up a following amongst local bloggers and within weeks, Mr Monkey’s Blog established itself as South Tyneside’s premier blog, much to the annoyance of some.
There have been many highlights during the last 12 months but Mr Monkey’s favourites are:-
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Ending councillor David Potts political career before it started by getting him deselected as the Tory candidate to fight Alistair Darling.
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Ensuring that the people of Washington East and Houghton knew what a devious and scheming individual Ed Malcom was. This played a major part in his failure to become their prospective member of Parliament.
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Exposing council leader Iain Malcolm as an election fraudster.
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Knowing that Irene Lucas, the Chief Executive of South Tyneside Council could not control, manipulate or stop Mr Monkey and that his blog was the worst thing that happened to her in her local government career.
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Knowing that every politician feared being exposed on Mr Monkey’s Blog and despite what they said, knowing that everyone of them read it daily.
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Exposing Ed Malcolm’s long term affair with his ‘granny’, aka councillor Punchion
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‘Outing’ Iain Malcolm.
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Continually thwarting the attempts of senior council officials to stop Mr Monkey’s Blog and reveal the identity of Mr Monkey.
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Frustrating South Tyneside’s most self opinionated blogger, the Fat Mackem Hobitt.
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Exposing Papa John Szymanski, editor of the local Malcolm Fanzine, aka the Shields Gazette as a Labour groupie, freeloader and that he sold his soul to Labour for the price of a sausage roll.
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Knowing that all the pseudonyms Mr Monkey has used will be around for years to come.
After achieving every goal Mr Monkey set himself – in record time – this chimp has decided to give his victims an early birthday present – Mr Monkey is going to call it a day on Thursday 30th July.
Mr Monkey has spent the last couple of months agonising over whether or not to retire and after talking it over with a few wiser chimps, he’s decided to take their advice and return to the jungle to enjoy his retirement and spend more time with his family.
Although Mr Monkey has decided to call it a day, he hasn’t yet made up his mind about whether to leave Mr Monkey’s Blog on the internet for future generations to enjoy or whether to remove it forever – that decision will be made on International Primate Day.
Make sure you stop by on Tuesday 1st September .. when all will be revealed.